seaweave

Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.

<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave

by thejammonster October 03, 2008

splatterblast

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits

Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"

by thejammonster October 01, 2008

cheetahsphere

A hemisphere shaped cloud of feces.

Matt: "I just cheetah spotted the call center bathroom toilet so bad. I could feel the recoil from the cheetahsphere when I was blasting that dook."

by thejammonster October 01, 2008

cheetah spot

To cheetah spot is to cover the inside of a toilet bowl with shit. This is achieved by explosive shits that blast outward in a shape resembling a hemisphere, known as a cheetahsphere.

Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"

by thejammonster October 01, 2008

raging beverly

An explosive shit that is extremely satisfying, sometimes resulting in cheetah spots.

Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"

by thejammonster October 02, 2008

Rochester Reuben

A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

by thejammonster December 12, 2007

blueberry buckle

When a large black woman flosses her ass with a belt, leaving a couple dingleberries on the buckle

"I love this belt, I'm going to take it home and make myself a warm blueberry buckle!

by thejammonster August 07, 2007