thejammonster's definitions

seaweave

Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.

<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave

by thejammonster October 3, 2008

raging beverly

An explosive shit that is extremely satisfying, sometimes resulting in cheetah spots.

Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"

by thejammonster October 2, 2008

cheetah spot

To cheetah spot is to cover the inside of a toilet bowl with shit. This is achieved by explosive shits that blast outward in a shape resembling a hemisphere, known as a cheetahsphere.

Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"

by thejammonster October 1, 2008

cheetahsphere

A hemisphere shaped cloud of feces.

Matt: "I just cheetah spotted the call center bathroom toilet so bad. I could feel the recoil from the cheetahsphere when I was blasting that dook."

by thejammonster October 1, 2008

splatterblast

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits

Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"

by thejammonster October 1, 2008

Rochester Reuben

A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.

That bitch had some sick hanging meat drapes, I had to give her a Rochester Reuben.

by thejammonster December 12, 2007

snatchurated

When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked

My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated

by thejammonster September 8, 2007