The point in time at which a man decides that no matter how fair the face, how lilting the laugh, nor how sweet the pussy, he can no longer endure a woman's bullshit and kicks her to the curb.
Will: "Me & my old lady really got into it last night. I keep telling her I'll get to it when I get to it, but she just won't listen."
Joe: "Well, at least you've got the make-up sex to look forward to."
Will: "Nah. I'm over her, man -- finally reached my snatchuration point. I'm changing the locks as soon as I get home."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'