snartit

When you sneeze, fart, and defecate at the same time.

After eating $0.50 tacos from an unmarked roachcoach, I was snartitting all day long!

by vicious_and_romantic March 27, 2010

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smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

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snarkity

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

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Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

by hah twan April 14, 2011

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