snarkswer 

A snarky or witty sarcastic answer.

Do you like Pavement?
Like...
The band.
Oh.
Yeah Meia, the environmentalist, I want to know if you like pavement.
I almost gave you a snark.
A snarkswer?

snarkswer by Alyse T October 18, 2017

snarker 

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

snarker by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

Snarkster 

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.

Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.

Snarkster by Buffeteria March 24, 2011

fart snarker 

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them

my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!

fart snarker by ca artist September 4, 2009

sparkster 

a dishonest scheme; a fraud

a guy that sparksters old pensioners out of their savings

sparkster by t_____t May 22, 2019

snarkery 

A form of snarky (rudely sarcastic, disrespectful, snide, irritable, short-tempered).

I am tired of your snarkery.

snarkery by drift0fft0dream December 14, 2007

Snarkery 

Of or relating to acting snarky.

Okay, enough snarkery.

All the Perez Hilton this and Jamie Lynn that is tiring. Who knew I had it in me to be so prolifically snide.

Snarkery by Good&Crazy August 16, 2008