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Snarkery 

Of or relating to acting snarky.
Okay, enough snarkery.

All the Perez Hilton this and Jamie Lynn that is tiring. Who knew I had it in me to be so prolifically snide.
Snarkery by Good&Crazy August 16, 2008
One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."
snarker by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010
The act of doing something shady.
To be kniving, plotting, evildooing.
Trying to screw people.
To act like a snake in the grass.
Don was up to his usual snakery.

I am tired of his snakery.

Because of his snakery, I was drunk and lost my car on a stupid bet.
snakery by DONALD GEORGE October 23, 2007

fart snarker 

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
fart snarker by ca artist September 4, 2009
cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc
It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.
snarkey by onimama June 19, 2006

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.
Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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