snarkery

A form of snarky (rudely sarcastic, disrespectful, snide, irritable, short-tempered).

I am tired of your snarkery.

by drift0fft0dream December 14, 2007

Snarkery

Of or relating to acting snarky.

Okay, enough snarkery.

All the Perez Hilton this and Jamie Lynn that is tiring. Who knew I had it in me to be so prolifically snide.

by Good&Crazy August 16, 2008

snarker

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

snakery

The act of doing something shady.
To be kniving, plotting, evildooing.
Trying to screw people.
To act like a snake in the grass.

Don was up to his usual snakery.

I am tired of his snakery.

Because of his snakery, I was drunk and lost my car on a stupid bet.

by DONALD GEORGE October 23, 2007

fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them

my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!

by ca artist September 4, 2009

snarkey

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

by onimama June 19, 2006

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010