snardis

snardis (snar-dis) (adj)- aching, tickling, frustration -- that annoying feeling in your nose when a sneeze wants so badly to escape the insides of its host's body, but is unable to due to the body not being ready for that bundle of energy to escape through the nasal passage -- bundle of sensation that begins in your lungs, then moves to your throat, and then slowly creeps up to your nose in the middle of life's daily activities when you are driving, standing in the kitchen, sitting in class, talking to a stranger...the opposite of the feeling of relief and satisfaction when you begin to feel the tickling, then the sneeze escapes into the mysterious abyss called the air and the atmosphere -- the sneeze that was suppressed goes back into the depths of its host's body and may not surface until many years later... what if a sneeze is a noun and not a verb?

Nothing is more annoying than the feeling of snardis!

by gym.girl October 7, 2017

sardistic

People who act sarcastic and sadistic at the same time.

That time Darryl said," Good job idiot." With a sardistic tone.

by Spc Pheynix August 12, 2017

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

by hah twan April 14, 2011

smardis

Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.

The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.

by IH8MUD August 25, 2019

Snarditis

The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.

“Stuart got diagnosed with snarditis yesterday, how sad!”

by snarditis May 3, 2022

snardies

A term used for when the mentally disabled are requesting smarties.

Pease pass me duh snardies.

by snardies October 4, 2006

Snarkish

1) the act of being snark. To be rude or critical in a subliminal way. Derivative of "snarky."
2) the offspring after a shark and starfish perform coitus. Preferably smaller sharks.

Look, it's the rare Snarkish, only seen in remote ocean waters.

by Captain Smarty Pants November 27, 2015