snarfist 

A proffesional fart eater

"Jason's a snarfist"

snarfist by Look behind you! December 22, 2015

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

Snartist by hah twan April 14, 2011

starfisting 

Laying on your back with arms and legs outstretched to make yourself look like a starfish, then inserting each hand and foot into a different woman's vagina.

"Is Zach done double-spocking his moms yet?"
"Yeah, but he's busy starfisting them now."

starfisting by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

starfisting 

When engaging in coitus, an individual shoves one's hand up the vaginal canal while simultaneously opening their palm and spreading their fingers within the canal. Usually accompanied by the sudden declaration of "STARFIST!"Extremely painful to the vagina.

Jenny: "So what do you wanna do tonight?"

Forrest: "Well I don't kn--STARFIST!"

Jenny: "*&$*#($*%#*$#@#!#$(*%" "I didn't mean starfisting!"

starfisting by BrownManRah August 5, 2011

starfist

entering a man or womans anus or vagina with a whole hand then opening the hand as far and as wide as possible within the body cavity

I gave her a starfist last night in the ass and could see my fingertips through her stomach

starfist by cromaloop September 5, 2014

StarFist

The act of shoving your fist in a bucket of glitter paint, then proceeding to shove it in a woman's meat wallet.

Boy: "Hey baby, wanna go to the janitors closet and do the StarFist?"
Girl: "Only if you have a bucket of glitter paint."

StarFist by Jamalsis Evergreen November 3, 2020