Snarditis

The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.

“Stuart got diagnosed with snarditis yesterday, how sad!”

Snarditis by snarditis May 3, 2022

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

Snartist by hah twan April 14, 2011

Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.

I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.

Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012

Startitis 

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.

Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.

Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015

scarzitis

Corzes peeple 2 tpye liek tihs an Scarz iz payshunt zeerow

i tpye liek dis cuz uv scarzitis

scarzitis by Rando.monium December 29, 2015

snarkicism 

1. any criticism delivered in a pointedly sarcastic or rude manner

2. any rude or snarky comment thinly veiled as constructive criticism

The coach, fed up with the team's lack of effort, lobbed snarkicisms at the players.

snarkicism by auntjenni January 15, 2010

Saroitis 

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.

Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

Saroitis by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009