smardis 

Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.

The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.

smardis by IH8MUD August 25, 2019

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

sardistic 

People who act sarcastic and sadistic at the same time.

That time Darryl said," Good job idiot." With a sardistic tone.

sardistic by Spc Pheynix August 12, 2017

Smartism 

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

Smartism by Manny028 August 19, 2019

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game

Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)

smartisicle by ...all day April 19, 2010

smartish 

1. 98% retarted, 2% not.
2. Also a stupid person.

"I got a 3% in art class."
"OMGF you are smartish."

smartish by No Life September 29, 2005

smardina 

Lithuanian migrant. Usually seen in the back of lidl sniffing glue.

Alan: can I sleep round?
Esmeralda: sorry I've got some smardina's squatting in my conservatory.

smardina by Poncho master12 December 11, 2013