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Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.
The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.
smardis by IH8MUD August 25, 2019
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smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.
"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"
smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014
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sardistic 

People who act sarcastic and sadistic at the same time.
That time Darryl said," Good job idiot." With a sardistic tone.
sardistic by Spc Pheynix August 12, 2017

Smartism 

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.
"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"
Smartism by Manny028 August 19, 2019

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game
Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)
smartisicle by ...all day April 19, 2010

smartish 

1. 98% retarted, 2% not.
2. Also a stupid person.
"I got a 3% in art class."
"OMGF you are smartish."
smartish by No Life September 29, 2005

smardina 

Lithuanian migrant. Usually seen in the back of lidl sniffing glue.
Alan: can I sleep round?
Esmeralda: sorry I've got some smardina's squatting in my conservatory.
smardina by Poncho master12 December 11, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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