snarchy 

A little sarcasm with a little anger with a snappy response

Dont be so snarchy

snarchy by Scttnkk August 2, 2016

Starchy 

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

Starchy by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Snarch 

A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.

What’re we gunna do Snarch Snarch

“Hey Nick is here”
“No that’s Snarch”

Snarch by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020

Starchy 

Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.

Cory is a starchy ass bitch.

Starchy by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

Snatchy McSnatcherson 

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

Snatchy McSnatcherson by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009

snatchy snatch 

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.

You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.

snatchy snatch by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013

Snarch 

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

Snarch by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010