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When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.
Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?
Starchy by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017
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A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.
What’re we gunna do Snarch Snarch

“Hey Nick is here”
“No that’s Snarch”
Snarch by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020
Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.
Cory is a starchy ass bitch.
Starchy by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

Snatchy McSnatcherson 

Someone who grabs something very hastily.
At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

snatchy snatch 

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.
You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.
snatchy snatch by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013
That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.
"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"
Snarch by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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