slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008

slaphead

an absolute baldy!

you are a slaphead, you got no hair mate

slaphead by veganito April 10, 2019

slaphead

A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.

I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.

slaphead by Starsky July 30, 2003

saphead 

Stupid, weak-minded person. Just like Star Wars Imperial Storm Troopers.

- Hi, you!
- I don't really think I wanna talk to you right now, saphead, I've got better things to do.
- Oww...

saphead by shogunx0 August 10, 2009

Slapheading 

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.

"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."

Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022

slaphead

Slaphead can affectionately point out something stupid done by yourself or a colleague. Its that moment when you realise the problem you have spent ages trying to find is discovered and its soo simple or soo stupid and soo obvious.
Its that point whn you mentally hit yourself and say something like D'oh

I'm having a slaphead momoent: used in the context to explain to a colleague why you have just done something silly. Similar to senior moment or blonde moment, but without the justification of being elderly or blonde.

"Our nominee for slaphead of the week is........". Used in the context of a project review meeting for this weeks most idiotic error

slaphead by markwjames January 14, 2006

slaphead

someone who is soooo stupid you have to slap them in the head

You are such a slaphead

slaphead by sam101lol March 15, 2004