snapdrive 

When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not

Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.

snapdrive by Dubiks January 8, 2019

snapewives

A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.

Snapewives love the fictional character of Severus Snape.

snapewives by Moggraider April 3, 2008

Snapewives

The Snapewives (singular: Snapewife) were a collection of middle-aged women who worshipped the character Severus Snape, of Harry Potter fame, as a being on the astral plane. This cult was primarily focused online, though informal, real-life meet up (Snapecons?) have occurred.

The cult of the Snapewives was most active around the mid-late noughties, especially during 2007, though devoted blogs can still be found with posts as last as 2010.

Practices of the Snapewives include: building domestic &/or online shrines to Snape; making collages of Snape; photoshopping pictures of oneself and Snape together; marrying oneself to Snape, complete with wedding vows and faked photos; writing disturbing Snape-focused fanfiction or poetry (bonus points for including a self-insert to do dirty things with Snape); writing letters to Snape; discussing Snape with other Snapewives (bonus points for rationalising away all his flaws, and insisting he's a poor woobie who just needs a hug); attempting to channel the "spirit of Snape", especially popular with group meetings.

The most (in)famous 'wives include SeverelyObsessed/Lady Darkness, and Snapemaniac, though both are quite inactive nowadays, and many of the forums and blogs hey started have been taken down. The whole hilarrible fiasco has been well documented on JournalFen at www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1015949.html?thread=134403469#t134403469

Alice: Bob, quick, you have to see this! Some livejournal user just wrote a fanfiction about her and Severus Snape being set on fire whilst having sex!

Bob: God-damned Snapewives ...

Snapewives by WolfsbaneT9 August 7, 2012

snapewives

That Which Must Not Be Googled

Snapewives are high on love potion.

snapewives by unnamed7billion December 6, 2020

Skabdriver 

A Skab is a desperate alternate employee who works for a company temporarily while it is currently being protested, boycotted, or has workers currently on strike due to the company's dangerous work conditions, illegal activities, or inadequite wages and poor compensation. The Skabdriver preys on these desperate alternatives to continue it's road to profit by offering immediate Hiring plans and even lower wages usually using outside agencies supported by the company for the process. The word "SkabDriver" is also used in place of the phrase Slave Driver.

"Yo dat company makin a Mill-a-minute man, you workin for Skabdriver's man, you breakin yo back for someone else's dreams, left starvin and used up, and when you think you deserve more, and think you are owed more, they let you know how much they care. They stomp you out and replace. They just a buncha SkabDrivers.

Skabdriver by dj X-pire January 17, 2008

Snaptive 

Extremely active on the Snapchat

- Ay check out my story, I was at the club last night being hella Snaptive!

- They just started their Westcoast Tour and have been Snaptive af. Feel like I'm on tour with em!

- "Bro, she is so Snaptive I feel like I really know her."
"You're a fool, she gets paid to be Snaptive!"

Snaptive by Drew Religion September 13, 2016

Snaildrive

The hard disk drive (HDD) of a computer that also has a smaller solid state drive (SSD). Often a part of budget gaming PC builds that can't fully rely on faster SSD technology due to budget costs. These PC's often use a small and more affordable SSD for the operating system for a fast boot up time with space for a few games as well. Care must be taken to not overwhelm this drive or else risk the BSOD! As mentioned before there is an HDD to expand this space although it is much slower hence the name.

The file size of Ark Survival Evolved was so massive that I had to put it on my larger but slower Snaildrive! God am I so poor!

Snaildrive by Dingafoot December 31, 2023