snake a sneak 

To mooch a small amount of something from on of your friends.

1. Hey man can I snake a sneak of those cocoa puffs?
2. Hey man how bout lettin me snake a sneak of your sister?
3. Hey man just let me snake a sneak of that blunt right quick will ya?

snake a sneak by jesuswuznalien May 12, 2008

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

there’s a snake in my ass 

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

snake a cold cruiser 

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

snake a cold cruiser by golden richards August 15, 2009

lower than a snake's belly 

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

lower than a snake's belly by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

If it was a snake it would have bit you 

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

If it was a snake it would have bit you by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

Trying to Shave a Snake 

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

Trying to Shave a Snake by JollyLama February 27, 2010