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Jerking off Snailfish 

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,
- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!
Jerking off Snailfish by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

snailishly 

slowly, like a snail
The little boy moved snailishly off the couch to go and clean his room.
snailishly by jsizzler January 20, 2011

sailfish 

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.
Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!
sailfish by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

snailish 

As fast as a snail. Usually used to describe some other action. How busy do you think snails are?

Exactly. It means SLOW
Traffic in DC sucks. It's snailish, all the time.
snailish by wonder_er February 12, 2014

Sailfished 

A person who has been stabbed in the groin area by an actual Sailfish.
Recently, a 73 year woman from Maryland got Sailfished while fishing off the coast of Florida.
Sailfished by ninjatodd69 July 25, 2022

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026