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Jerking off Snailfish 

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,
- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!
Jerking off Snailfish by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

snailishly 

slowly, like a snail
The little boy moved snailishly off the couch to go and clean his room.
snailishly by jsizzler January 20, 2011

sailfish 

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.
Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!
sailfish by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

snailish 

As fast as a snail. Usually used to describe some other action. How busy do you think snails are?

Exactly. It means SLOW
Traffic in DC sucks. It's snailish, all the time.
snailish by wonder_er February 12, 2014

Sailfished 

A person who has been stabbed in the groin area by an actual Sailfish.
Recently, a 73 year woman from Maryland got Sailfished while fishing off the coast of Florida.
Sailfished by ninjatodd69 July 25, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026