snagglefuck

Snagglefuck: A word used to describe sex gone terribly wrong. Snagglefuck can be used to describe instances where sex has embarrassed the participants, or hurt them in some way. It can also be used to describe intended sex that never happened, and lastly can describe painful sex or sexual irritation.

"That was the worst snagglefuck I ever had, there we were, behind the bleachers, I had Susie's dress up around her neck and I was hammering her puss for all I was worth...how was I to know they had a camera back there? How was I to know it was connected to the main display units, and audio too....all the crowd saw was my butt pumping away with Susie's legs over my shoulders crying "fuck me you wimp, fuck me like a man!"

by vinter May 16, 2008

snugglefucking

What happens on lazy days when you don't want to get out of bed. You spoon, then fuck in the spooning position, then fall asleep spooning. Repeat until rejuvenated, someone gets hungry or someone has to pee.

We were both tired from long hospital shifts so we spent the day snugglefucking.

by Phrasecoiner December 22, 2013

Snugglefuck

The act of snuggling cutely while forcefully thrusting into your partner.

She and I snugglefucked last night.

by Sky Beats January 15, 2018

SnuggieFuck

The act of fornication while wearing the Phenom known as the Snuggie,a full bodied blanket you wear

i.e. "Yo son,last night i drank a bottle of wine and Snuggiefucked the shit outta my girl"

by MARLEY MARR February 9, 2010

Snugglefuck

Snugglefuck is when you only planned to cuddle or snuggle and you end up fucking because all the friction in your pants caused a fire that needed to be put out.

Girl! Matt invited me over to snuggle and watch movies and before Titanic sunk it turned into a snugglefuck session..

by KittyCunt December 23, 2019

SnaggleJacked

1. The act of something that was wrongfully stolen in a skillful way.
2.The jackage of snaggles.
3. To describe anything that is negative.

(vb.)

Josh: "Damn, someone put their food on the table where my backpack was."
Tucker: "Shit dude, you just got snagglejacked."

by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010

Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.

Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!

by amazing-hair January 20, 2011