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snagglefuck

Snagglefuck: A word used to describe sex gone terribly wrong. Snagglefuck can be used to describe instances where sex has embarrassed the participants, or hurt them in some way. It can also be used to describe intended sex that never happened, and lastly can describe painful sex or sexual irritation.
"That was the worst snagglefuck I ever had, there we were, behind the bleachers, I had Susie's dress up around her neck and I was hammering her puss for all I was worth...how was I to know they had a camera back there? How was I to know it was connected to the main display units, and audio too....all the crowd saw was my butt pumping away with Susie's legs over my shoulders crying "fuck me you wimp, fuck me like a man!"
snagglefuck by vinter May 16, 2008

SnaggleJacked 

1. The act of something that was wrongfully stolen in a skillful way.
2.The jackage of snaggles.
3. To describe anything that is negative.

(vb.)
Josh: "Damn, someone put their food on the table where my backpack was."
Tucker: "Shit dude, you just got snagglejacked."
SnaggleJacked by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010

Snarglefarked 

When you are at a party/bar and someone steals your booze, leaving you with nothing to drink.
" Dude have you seen my drink?"
" No, I haven't."
"God damn I've been snarglefarked!"
Snarglefarked by Dondelavega September 28, 2012
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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