snaggledick
the result after a girl kicks a guy in his erect penis and breaks it so it does not grow anymore and is forever crooked
snaggledick by BT Daniels September 24, 2012
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Snaggledick
When an uncircumcised man's phallus becomes flaccid. the foreskin droops over the glans of the penis creating a snaggle shaped. This commonly accurse during sex with a boastful man who believes he is amazing in bed. this tend to lead to ego stroking and placating.
Mike is a snaggledick.
Snaggledick by VynilAngel December 13, 2018
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Have you seen Matt Heafy's (Trivium) Entrance of the conflagration video? Damn He Has One Fuck Off SNAGGLEPINKY!!!!!!!!!!!
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snagglefuck
Snagglefuck: A word used to describe sex gone terribly wrong. Snagglefuck can be used to describe instances where sex has embarrassed the participants, or hurt them in some way. It can also be used to describe intended sex that never happened, and lastly can describe painful sex or sexual irritation.
"That was the worst snagglefuck I ever had, there we were, behind the bleachers, I had Susie's dress up around her neck and I was hammering her puss for all I was worth...how was I to know they had a camera back there? How was I to know it was connected to the main display units, and audio too....all the crowd saw was my butt pumping away with Susie's legs over my shoulders crying "fuck me you wimp, fuck me like a man!"
snagglefuck by vinter May 16, 2008
SnaggleJacked
1. The act of something that was wrongfully stolen in a skillful way.
2.The jackage of snaggles.
3. To describe anything that is negative.
(vb.)
2.The jackage of snaggles.
3. To describe anything that is negative.
(vb.)
Josh: "Damn, someone put their food on the table where my backpack was."
Tucker: "Shit dude, you just got snagglejacked."
Tucker: "Shit dude, you just got snagglejacked."
SnaggleJacked by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010
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