To offer oneself up as an object of sexual amusement to a person or group of people, usually resulting in the sexual humiliation of the person being offered up. Historically this implied forced sexual acts with animals (especially chickens and fish). Nowadays violation (including self-violation) with long poles is gaining in popularity.
Despite his questionable personal hygiene, or perhaps because of it, George was a popular young man in certain circles where he was known as "the guy that brings the snacktime."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.