smylf

step-mom you'd like to fuck

Bret: "Did you meet Phil's fiancee?"

Ellie: "Yeah. She's a total smylf. The boys will love her!"

by Rottadorable December 19, 2010

Smelf-Awareness

The awareness of one’s personal body odor.

Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”

by DylpickeSky May 8, 2018

smlfy

So-Much-Love-For-You

Omg thanks for getting me a birthday present smlfy!!

by SammyHammy1234 June 5, 2017

SMYLS

Spare me your life story.

Vio: Lefflah, have you seen the new warlock talents? I'm definately going all affliction!
Lefflah: smyls :/

by klol December 13, 2006

Smygfit

Smyg is swedish for sneaky and fit in this case means buff so Smygfit means " A person that appears much thinner than they actually are, hug or remove clothing to see true buffness"

"wow" thought Keith" Lance is really Smygfit"

by tHeSnEaKyOntHeSnEaKyOne.(◕‿◕✿) March 31, 2020

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 6, 2003

smyfq

"So mad, you fucking queer."

1: "Oh no, is little Johnathan mad? SMYFQ."
2: "What?"
3: "SMYFQ."

by 1rexie August 3, 2023