Smyffed
Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.
Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.
Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.
Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"
JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"
DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"
JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"
DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"
JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
SMYF
*Over texts*
Girlfriend: It's been so long since we met! SMYF
Boyfriend: What's SMYF?
Girlfriend: Show me your face!
Girlfriend: It's been so long since we met! SMYF
Boyfriend: What's SMYF?
Girlfriend: Show me your face!
Smyfe
Smyfe has variable defitions
1 adressing a person as smyfe
2 a day replacement
3expresing anger or hapiness to someone
4.Recalling a bunch of people
5. Smooking weed
6. Making crack
1 adressing a person as smyfe
2 a day replacement
3expresing anger or hapiness to someone
4.Recalling a bunch of people
5. Smooking weed
6. Making crack
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.