smyfq 

"So mad, you fucking queer."

1: "Oh no, is little Johnathan mad? SMYFQ."
2: "What?"
3: "SMYFQ."

smyfq by 1rexie August 3, 2023

Smyffed 

Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.

Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.

Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".

DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"

JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"

DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"

JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"

Smyffed by Mahabarat February 20, 2010

SMYF 

Show Me Your Face

*Over texts*
Girlfriend: It's been so long since we met! SMYF
Boyfriend: What's SMYF?
Girlfriend: Show me your face!

SMYF by overnout February 4, 2022

Smyfe 

Smyfe has variable defitions
1 adressing a person as smyfe
2 a day replacement
3expresing anger or hapiness to someone
4.Recalling a bunch of people
5. Smooking weed
6. Making crack

1. a) yo smyfe wus up

2. yo on smyfe me and dis kid went to da mall it was chill

3. SMMMMMYYYYYYYFFFFFFFEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Yo i was chilling wit a bunch a smyfers on friday omg tho's kids is jokes

5. Yo nigga is we gunna smoke dat smyfe today

6. Yo nigga i need to work on ma smyfe today

Smyfe by Niaka 666 November 3, 2006