SMYLS 

Spare me your life story.

Vio: Lefflah, have you seen the new warlock talents? I'm definately going all affliction!
Lefflah: smyls :/

SMYLS by klol December 13, 2006

Smolsexual 

Sexually attracted to josh dun and tyler joseph

Ppl1- "I am so smolsexual"
Ppl2- "I didnt know you knew tøp"
Ppl1 -"hell yea"

Smolsexual by Smol beans baby May 27, 2017

Smelsted 

A short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. This Icelandic species cannot function without clutching a Jumbo Vanilla Bean Latte at all times. The curious Smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal passages of those who cross her path. She may be randomly spotted driving a Mercury Topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.

"Smelly Mcsmelsted raised her smelly feet towards the ceiling and demanded her morning tea"

Smelsted by Katootie September 4, 2005

smelsh

a cunt & whore

Brad: Jacob is such a fucking smelsh!!
Tyrone: I know!! I hate her so much! She caught the big gay!

smelsh by SOOKATGOLDY March 27, 2019

Smelsh

A high school outcast; pariah. someone who is rarely seen outside of school. In most cases, the person smells bad or has a distasteful quality about them.

Mark: "I didn't see Nate at the party last night."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."

Smelsh by DrTillslyPhD January 17, 2010

Smelson

A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.

"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"

Smelson by B, Polar April 24, 2009

Smelsh

a hoe and a whore mixed together- usually used as a joke not to be mean

Woah Luke your a smelsh!

Smelsh by whenurmommagay March 27, 2019