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A word used to describe something you REALLY LIKE. It could be anything from a good looking girl to a nice tasting sambo! It can also be used to describe something big, like a pair of breasts.
I fancy that girl, she is smuz!
Her boobs are smuz!
My villz looks smuz today.
by Hobbers April 10, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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