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smuttles 

dried-out slug granny titties; saggy old hooters; shriveled wrinkly boobies
Oh man, I walked in on my grandma in the shower last night and I was horrified by seeing her smuttles.
smuttles by ptolemy2 March 5, 2010
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smuttley 

Untrustworthy girlfriend who repeatedly stabs you in the back, steals from you and seduces your man any chance she gets.
Did you hear what Bree did to Marie this time, stole her supply, sold half of it used the other half got pinched by cops to avoid charges smuttley told them everything full lagged Marie.
smuttley by BachedMan May 4, 2018

Shuttlesworth

Proper name: noun. 1. Origin from Manchester UK. Meaning to move or travel. 2. These descendants came out of the house of Tudor. 3. Originally were very well off and commercial tradesmen loaning money to Queen Elizabeth during the 1500's
Most every Shuttlesworth I've ever met have moved or traveled abroad at least once in their recent family lineage.
Shuttlesworth by RunninRonan October 17, 2017

Space Shuttles 

Taking 2 or more rolling papers and combining them to make a joint longer or fatter
Dude, didn't know you could roll space shuttles. Thats longer and fatter than 2 blunts! You must be part of that Space Shuttle Syndicate
Space Shuttles by C2TheFuture January 19, 2012

smittles 

smittles. a word for when something bad happens or you want to insult some one.
" oh smittles i just mistakin wiped my self with my homework" or " you stupid smittlehead you just wiped urself with your homework"
smittles by vansboy September 24, 2004
This is the name of an STD when you dont know what you have, you just know you have one.
Well gee-dang it, looks like I have the scuttles again.

Bro.. Thats a nasty girl, she has the scutt.
Scuttles by Jimbo beaver June 2, 2017

Scuttlescum 

A person nasty enough to scuttle with scums
Ewww she’s such a scuttlescum!
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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