smurf-house

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

smurf house

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

by E.Danielson August 2, 2007