Smurf'd 

A cumshot onto a person followed a liberal dousing of blue powered Kool-aid.

After I smurf'd my best friends girlfriend I screamed out, "I'm Papa Smurf, Bitch!"

Smurf'd by karna got smurf'd December 9, 2006

Smurf'd 

Partying so hard you turn blue and pass the fuq out

"Yo main last night I was so smurf'd bro I couldnt feel my face and I woke up on some dudes lawn!" - El B

Smurf'd by Seahorsetears77 March 9, 2019

Smurf 'd up 

Under the influenced of any thing that can fuck you up.

Damn last night at that party I was so Smurf 'd up.

Smurf 'd up by Jakeybbitch May 19, 2009

Papa Smurf’d 

The act of placing shitake mushrooms in a person ass and then eating them.

Bro! I papa smurf’d Tiffany last night!

Papa Smurf’d by Mamá llama February 2, 2019

Smurf Dick 

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

Smurf Dick by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006

smurf diving 

Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.

Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"

Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.

smurf diving by mctrashpedal January 5, 2011

Smurf Dope 

"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.

"Smurf Dope" is blue crystalline methamphetamine

Smurf Dope by Tokeaboutit August 26, 2013