smurf it

fuck it!

I don't wanna work today, smurf it!

by mufin man August 15, 2009

Smurf-it

Choking your dick until it turns blue

Phil: I wanna tongue-punch your chocolate starfish, but first I've got to smurf-it
Bob: What the fuck dad

by KevinRuddPM August 25, 2018

smurf-it

Spreading cocaine on a dildo (preferably blue) and repeatedly gouging your butt hole to get high.

Drew: I want to do this cocaine, but my nostrils ache, any ideas Wendy?

Wendy: Smurf-it.

by bradddddddddd January 12, 2008

smurfit

To complete a task under grueling circumstances.

I know its hard but if you ever want to get out of here, you better smurf it.

If I won't be able to take a sickday, I'll just have to smurfit.

by Xpndsprt August 8, 2006

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

smurfit

The process of feeling ill, and or, going very pale, after excessive Drug intake. similar in meaning to Whitey

"I think she's gonna Smurfit"

by C.May June 26, 2004

Smurfit-Stone

Verb: to recycle in Polish

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!

by It's Me!! June 19, 2013