Smurfitism 

The term used to describe being an overly excited fan of the smurfs, cosplaying smurfs, or turning blue in any way.

"It seems like that guy has a bad case of smurfitism."
"AJ has been collecting smurf toys. I fear he may get smurfitism."

Smurfitism by JustLukaThings May 18, 2016

smurfism

racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

smurfism by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

Smurfism

When you take too many steroids and your skin and body hair starts turning blue. You cannot reverse this smurfy effect. What I'm trying to say is . . . DONT DO STEROIDS KIDS IT CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to break it to you. But you have smurfism.

Smurfism by therealRavenWing November 9, 2018

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

Smurfitis by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020