Smurfitism

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The term used to describe being an overly excited fan of the smurfs, cosplaying smurfs, or turning blue in any way.

"It seems like that guy has a bad case of smurfitism."
"AJ has been collecting smurf toys. I fear he may get smurfitism."

Smurfitism by JustLukaThings May 18, 2016

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smurfism

racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

smurfism by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

Related Words

Smurfitism • Smurfitis • smurfism • smurfitus • Smurfit-Stone • Smurfit-Stoner

Smurfism

When you take too many steroids and your skin and body hair starts turning blue. You cannot reverse this smurfy effect. What I'm trying to say is . . . DONT DO STEROIDS KIDS IT CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to break it to you. But you have smurfism.

Smurfism by therealRavenWing November 9, 2018

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

Smurfitis by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

smurfitus

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

smurfitus

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurfitus by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026