Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

Smurfitis by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

smurftastic 

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

smurftastic by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

Smirkitis 

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

Smirkitis by TFE August 28, 2007

smurfsticles 

Blue Balls

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.

smurfsticles by virtualmichael August 13, 2011

stuffitis

A condition of human suffering,in owning way too much stuff,and realizing that one owns too much stuff.

John looked into the garage,and realized he was suffering from stuffitis. He had to find a way to get rid of all that useless junk.

stuffitis by Triumph Herald May 4, 2009

Smurfticles 

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.

When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.

Smurfticles by Codj53 October 23, 2011

smurfit 

To complete a task under grueling circumstances.

I know its hard but if you ever want to get out of here, you better smurf it.

If I won't be able to take a sickday, I'll just have to smurfit.

smurfit by Xpndsprt August 8, 2006