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smurfitus 

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable
“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

smurftastic 

1. over-the-top amazingness
"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"
To complete a task under grueling circumstances.
I know its hard but if you ever want to get out of here, you better smurf it.

If I won't be able to take a sickday, I'll just have to smurfit.
smurfit by Xpndsprt August 8, 2006
(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.
Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome
Smurfitis by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.
My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.
smurfhousing by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

smurftasticful 

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment
Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!
smurftasticful by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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