smurf house

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

by E.Danielson August 2, 2007

smurf-house

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.

My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.

by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

off the smurfhouses

tripping on shrooms

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

by jokergang52 May 10, 2021