smunge 

Smunge is like something getting crunched up, but like softer, like how they make the cars today, they smunge up on impact rather than crunch up. It's basically any kind of soft impact.

I put the empty can of Mt. Dew under my foot and then smunged it into the ground.

smunge by Onideus Mad Hatter June 4, 2007

Smunge 

1. An unidentifiable residual build-up usually found at the bottom of outdoor trash recepticals. Cannot be calssified as animal, vegetable nor mineral. Commonly brown/chunky in apearance.
2. Common term applied to any mystery substance deemed to be of questionable origin or considered harmfull.

1.Ah fuck, there's smunge on the doorknob!!
2. SHIT!! I GOT SMUNGE ON ME!!!

Smunge by Equinox May 13, 2005

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

the scunge 

one of the 15 horse powers

three out of the 15 horse powers include horse levitation, horse pyrokinesis and the scunge

the scunge by totallynotahorse October 21, 2019

Slunge 

An extremely toxic, malformed, smelly, slugdy, used, distressed, wrinckled Clunge/a poor quality item sold by clunge dealers (usually exchanged at £10 per item)

Mark: "Yo Grayson Pubes! have you seen that Alfie Waite's Sweaty scarab Slunge?"
Grayson Pubes: "Yh man, He did a drive by Slunge attack on me last week ! I had to burn the stains off of my skin with Holy water"

Stanpeenisman: "yo Batcockmam i managed to land a date with jordan waite tonight"
Batcockmam: "I would watch out if I were you Stanpeenisman. I Heard she's got a Slunge"
Stanpeenisman: "Eww fuck that! sleety bitch then"

Slunge by Alfie waite February 2, 2022

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Swedish Smugness by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

Finger in the sminger 

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

Finger in the sminger by Dildohands May 18, 2015