Trashnoodle

A ship name for an emo couple who conceive the anti-christ while talking in their native click language.
Bruh, i'm getting Trashnoodle vibes from that.
by RealSlimNoodle August 10, 2019
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screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.
we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up
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shet

a way someone with a very scottish accent says shit.
aww shet mannnn, i heard tom got severely injured from how tipsy he got after those beers last night.
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Freyja

the word freyja is slang for someone who acts like a 10 year old kid. these people are usually seen wearing hoodies and beanies to look cool but they usually fail at this and get called a teabag instead. they also brag about their animal jam roleplays at school everyday, they draw in class whenever possible and never shut up about tiktok memes. they also most likely have screentime. and they also usually come up with edgy nicknames for themselves.
peta: ok so my name is gizmo now and i saw this EPIC meme on tiktok, oh and look at my new beanie- noah: psh, stop acting like a freyja
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Sketchboo

it's how intense weebs say sketchbook.
hey guys i brought my sketchboo with me today!
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Loafu

an abbreviation of 'i love you'
person 1: Loafu

person 2: aw, loafu chu too
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Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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