smooshkin

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.

"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"

by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Spooshin'

It's like that thing, that you are doing, that you don't realize you are doing, yet you are still doing it

Hey Nazrin, stop spooshin'!

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

smoshing

When you act like Anthony and/or Ian from Smosh, the most popular people on Youtube (maybe the internet).

Dude, John, haha, you're smoshing again

by Kevinthetrooper June 21, 2008

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019