Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

Smoochking by Zahori March 15, 2022

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

smocking gun by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

smocking 

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

smocking by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006

Smooching Out 

The process of kissing over a long period of time in a comfortable place with someone special. It is different than making out because lips don't lock at any point, they only temporarily touch for a brief moment only to touch again after another brief moment. Tongue is used only to lick each others face or to have tongue wars.

"I love to spend long days with my girlfriend Alexa smooching out in her bed"

Smooching Out by n11c04 June 22, 2009