smoop smoop

a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.

“oh my lord, she’s a smoop smoop, she’s absolutely obsessed!”

smoop smoop by cpsister13 April 28, 2019

Smoop 

Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.

Josh: You smell.

Michael: Fight me.

Josh: Take this!

Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*

Josh: *Implodes*

Smoop by SmooppoomS April 26, 2009

smoop 

Smoking and pooping at the same time.

I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.

smoop by homestar85 September 16, 2011

choonky ah smoop 

A bug butt but barely ever poops

I have a choonky ah smoop cuz my butt is big but I don’t do poopoo a lot

choonky ah smoop by periodwithtrans January 27, 2023

smoop 

a smelly poop

Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?

Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.

smoop by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2009

Smoop 

A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.

She is the smoop.

Smoop by Mr. Snoop December 9, 2008

Smoop 

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.

Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?

Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.

Smoop by JohnnyTremaine February 17, 2019