smoop

Smoking and pooping at the same time.

I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.

by homestar85 September 16, 2011

smoop

a smelly poop

Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?

Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.

by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2009

smoop

Smelly Poop

Damn i just dropped a mean smoop

by matt January 31, 2004

smoop

smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, poop. Generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.

OOPS! Got to go. Damn I wish I hadn't worn those new white capris. I had to smoop and didn't make it!

by upton pinkerton December 2, 2011

Smoop

Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.

Josh: You smell.

Michael: Fight me.

Josh: Take this!

Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*

Josh: *Implodes*

by SmooppoomS April 26, 2009

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

smoop smoop

a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.

“oh my lord, she’s a smoop smoop, she’s absolutely obsessed!”

by cpsister13 April 28, 2019