Definitions by cpsister13

Aaliyah

aesthetic goddess, she’s my best friend, she deserves the world and more! there is so much time and love for her out there! yes, she may have killed laquiffa, but shes still okay!

aaliyah is so lovely! everyone loves her!

Aaliyah by cpsister13 June 30, 2019

bridget jones 

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!

who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!

bridget jones by cpsister13 June 6, 2019

lang 

he’s inferior! he’s not worth an official last name, lang is a replacement name

have you seen that lang over there?

he’s not worth our time

lang by cpsister13 June 6, 2019

smoop smoop

a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.

“oh my lord, she’s a smoop smoop, she’s absolutely obsessed!”

smoop smoop by cpsister13 April 28, 2019

clout flooger 

a clout flooger is the complete opposite of a clout chaser they feel almost allergic to publicity, any type of socialising or being around friends.

“she’s a clout flooger, she doesn’t want to be in any photos”

clout flooger by cpsister13 April 28, 2019

dreamling 

someone who has a vague dream, it’s not quite a life-goal, but they wouldn’t mind achieving it. people don’t generally take dreamlings seriously in life. this makes them sad, because in their mind, their dreams are serious. however, to others the dreams appear beyond belief.

“she’s a dreamling, her dream is to be a door, it’s ridiculous, dreamlings dream the strangest things!”

dreamling by cpsister13 April 27, 2019

snuggle bug 

someone who’s in love with snuggling, they snuggle 24/7 they would rather snuggle a spider who just threw up rat tail than never snuggle again

“snuggle bugs cuddle all the time, it gets annoying!”

snuggle bug by cpsister13 April 27, 2019