Smoop

Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.

Josh: You smell.

Michael: Fight me.

Josh: Take this!

Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*

Josh: *Implodes*

by SmooppoomS April 26, 2009

Smoop

A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.

She is the smoop.

by Mr. Snoop December 8, 2008

Smoop

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.

Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?

Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.

by JohnnyTremaine February 17, 2019

Smoop

The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.

Nick: Hey josh..

Josh: Yea?

*Nick wipes his hand on Josh's face*

Josh: Why the fuck did that smell like dead asshole?

Nick: Because I just smooped you.

laugh.

by NickPags March 9, 2008

Smoop

Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.

"I smooped the shit out of that bitch after she put my cat in the freezer."

by Stella Hunt March 30, 2012

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 11, 2009

smoop

Smoking and pooping at the same time.

I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.

by homestar85 September 16, 2011