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smoogling 

When two uncircumsied men,not necessarily homosexual mind you,make dick love to each other in a way similar to a Chinese fingercuff. Not to be mistaken with a similar situation where only one man is circumcised known as Decaturing.(Hey hot man...Let me f&*k you in the dick.)
I walked into the gas station men's room to the awsome spectical of two meat wielders smoogling thier yogurt cannons in a frantic fury.
smoogling by Traci Peveler September 6, 2006
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
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Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.
"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"
Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil 

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smuggling tic tacs 

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
Smuggling tic tacs by Rymix September 2, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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