sloblocks 

Word thought to have been invented by British comedian Stephen Fry, in a comedy sketch parodising the British game show Countdown, where he used that word as the conundrum. The presenter of Countdown, the late Richard Whiteley, said that Sloblocks was his favourite swear word in an unaired promotion for Channel 4. It could be used as a substitute for 'bollocks'.

That's a load of sloblocks

sloblocks by David Kuling November 1, 2005

betty swollocks 

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks 

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

shollocks by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

spollocks by shnix January 7, 2009

Betty Swollocks 

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

Betty Swollocks by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks 

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

Betty Swollocks by Garthy July 9, 2006