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smoke crack 

an expression used to show:
1. anger at someone or something
2. frustration
3. excitement
4. disbelief
1. "Shut up....SMOKE CRACK!"
2. "*drops something* Gah! Smoke crack!"
3. "Smokecracksmokecrack I CAN'T WAIT!"
4. "Smoke crack....No wayyy...."
smoke crack by yentirb_VODKA December 17, 2008
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smoker crack 

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.
"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"
smoker crack by Bryn B. March 16, 2008

smoker's crack 

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
smoker's crack by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

crackin smoke 

Another way of saying smokin crack, as in u'z a dumb ass motherfucker; or you're a fucking crackhead.
WTF! U got back with that sasquatch lookin bitch?! Crackin smoke foo.
I like crackin smoke. bahahahahha!!!

crack-smoker 

1. someone who smokes crack
2. Somebody who acts or does something crazy
crack-smoker by Anonymous November 10, 2002

crack smoka 

Smoking crack cocaine or any other illegal substances out of someone's crack
Angel won't stop smoking weed out of my boyfriend's asshole, she is such a crack smoka.
crack smoka by harry cucci April 26, 2005

What kind of smoke you be crackin' ?

This is a term I came up with that my friends and I use to define to someone they are doing an extremely crazy act with out actually telling them they sound like they are smokin' crack without actually saying they are smokin' crack.
My friend says " hey, i'm gonna go put lambo doors on my 1995 sr20hoopdie" and I say "What kind of smoke you be crackin'?
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