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A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.
Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.
smoink by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023
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sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.
Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?
sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012
Related Words
smoink Smoinked smoinker smoinky smink Smonk spoink stoink sminky Stoinker

Spoinkers 

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers
Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.
While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Spoinkers 

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!
Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers 

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink
We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!
Spoinkers by suwdryed December 2, 2016
Ironic synonym for smoke originating from the meme culture, usually used with doggos (dogs)
High doggo 1: when you smonk the weed
Smonk by Australium Gold July 21, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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