A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.

Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.

smoink by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023

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smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

smointy by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

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yoinky spoinky

a dance that chat told jerma to do

no chat i will not hit that yoinky spoinky

yoinky spoinky by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

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Stoinky

Getting High As Fuck.

I'm stoinky nigga.

Stoinky by Mexican Beast July 8, 2010

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