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Smigarette 

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette
1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'
Smigarette by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008

shigarette 

Any cigarette obtained as the result of mooching, bumming, or boaging off of someone.
Watch out for that homeless dude at the bus stop. Always fucking trying to score a shigarette.
shigarette by Wordmaster Bitch June 21, 2011

stogerette

Derived from the East Bay, meaning ciggarette.
"Mind if I fire me up a stogerette?"

"Nah dude, go for it."
stogerette by Crumble! December 27, 2005

Shigarette 

An ordinary cigarette colored with a Sharpie causing the individual whos smoking it to get high.
Dude A: I wanna get high, but I gots no money for weed!
Dude B: Let's smoke some Shigarettes!!
Shigarette by M. E. D March 24, 2008

Smegarette 

A cigarette that is made up of tobacco, dried smegma, pubes and arsehole hairs. Usually rolled when times are getting desperate.
John: “Dang man I’m out of cigarettes. Time to dip into the smegarettes.”
Phil: “agh that’s nasty man, go and smoke it over there I don’t want no smeg smoke.”
Smegarette by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

smokarette 

a cigarette or cigar, most often a cigarette.
I am fiending for a smokarette.
smokarette by maestrogrande January 3, 2007
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