Any cigarette not made by RJ Reynolds or Philip Morris as well as any cheap dirt cigarette made by those two brands. Often has the off-taste of pool water and quite possibly, ass.
"Man, do you have any cigarettes?" "No, all I have are these shitgarettes. They taste like dicks, but I'm a broke bitch."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.