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shigarette 

Any cigarette obtained as the result of mooching, bumming, or boaging off of someone.
Watch out for that homeless dude at the bus stop. Always fucking trying to score a shigarette.
shigarette by Wordmaster Bitch June 21, 2011
Related Words

smogarette 

"hey, you wanna smogarette?"
smogarette by littleanuyta January 23, 2010

Shigarette 

An ordinary cigarette colored with a Sharpie causing the individual whos smoking it to get high.
Dude A: I wanna get high, but I gots no money for weed!
Dude B: Let's smoke some Shigarettes!!
Shigarette by M. E. D March 24, 2008

Shitgarette 

Any cigarette not made by RJ Reynolds or Philip Morris as well as any cheap dirt cigarette made by those two brands. Often has the off-taste of pool water and quite possibly, ass.
"Man, do you have any cigarettes?" "No, all I have are these shitgarettes. They taste like dicks, but I'm a broke bitch."

Shmigarette 

A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.
person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"
Shmigarette by ostrichlady January 24, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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