5 definitions by Gawkinator 5000
An alcoholic beverage that consists of smegma, jizz, STIs, bollock sweat, piss, shit and vaporised arsehole hairs. Best served cold with a lemon on the side.
Katie: “how was last night with Jack?”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
Tom: “ That girl Sarah last night gave me a nasty gawk reveal, it was totally rad!”
Dave: “Oh my god bro, I’m so jealous. I’ve not received a gawk reveal in years”.
Dave: “Oh my god bro, I’m so jealous. I’ve not received a gawk reveal in years”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
Gawk cheese is the substance that builds up on a mans penis after receiving multiple gawks (blowjobs) without washing his cock each time.
Sarah: “Is it true you gave Jack a blowjob?”
Natalie: “Hell nah! There was enough gawk cheese on that cock to make a lasagna! My eyes were watering!”
Natalie: “Hell nah! There was enough gawk cheese on that cock to make a lasagna! My eyes were watering!”
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
A cigarette that is made up of tobacco, dried smegma, pubes and arsehole hairs. Usually rolled when times are getting desperate.
John: “Dang man I’m out of cigarettes. Time to dip into the smegarettes.”
Phil: “agh that’s nasty man, go and smoke it over there I don’t want no smeg smoke.”
Phil: “agh that’s nasty man, go and smoke it over there I don’t want no smeg smoke.”
by Gawkinator 5000 August 2, 2021