smoanin 

Smoanin~is a term used for a big dumb red head who is havin alot of fun.

Tony Marbach is havin so much fun he is smoanin'

smoanin by Nate Allison December 12, 2004

Smorning 

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

Smorning by valoo208 September 25, 2010

smoating 

smoking weed while boating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"

smoating by funfettihouse May 31, 2009

smorning 

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

smorning by Iced March 17, 2004

Sloaning 

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

Sloaning by L Burr November 22, 2011

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

smooning by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008

smorning 

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

smorning by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009