Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

the smorning I ate breakfast.

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

How was smorning ?

This morning was great Amanda.

Smorning I’m going to dab . This morning I am going to dab.