smornin’ 

Slang term for this morning.

I woke up smornin’ and made me some eggs.

smornin’ by Cjb0109 May 29, 2020

Smorning 

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

Smorning by valoo208 September 25, 2010

smorning 

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

smorning by Iced March 17, 2004

smorning 

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

smorning by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

smortin 

when you gaming too intellectually and your brain cells burst.

jimmy hasnt been out of his room in three days no i think he been smortin

smortin by weetrom September 13, 2020

Smorning 

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

Smorning by codcod November 22, 2011

Smorning 

A festering wound.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

Smorning by Cramm August 25, 2009