Pilsbury

Noun: Large white and blubbery individual, usually male. They are the particular subset of lard arses who are so stupid they constantly smile inanely, laugh at everything even when they are having the piss ripped out of themselves.
Derived from that jocular blob of starch the Pilsbury Doughboy

My mate Matt is a complete pilsbury

by SeaPanther December 1, 2004

Pilsbury

The act of sticking ones penis into another human beings belly button. Person is usually has a "Pilsbury Belly".

"My girlfriend was on her period, so we did it Pilsbury Style."

by MercedesCat December 22, 2013

Pilsbury

Adj. Someone who is very good at intercourse and enjoyable to sleep with. Usually female even though the term derives from Pilsbury commercials where the Pilsbury Doughboy gets poked in the end and giggles.

Man 1: "Yo my girlfriend is so annoying"

Man 2: "Then get rid of her"

Man 1: "I can't she's so fun to Poke. She's like the Pilsbury doughboy"

Man 2: "Ooh Ahhh Oh Poppin fresh ho"

by Top Saman (Samwise) February 27, 2011

pilsbury dinger

The act of defecating on another persons chest in front of an audience. This usually happens during sex.

Last night's party was kind of dull until Evan gave Julianne a pilsbury dinger.

by gongoragonefishing September 9, 2009

Pilsbury dough boy

The art of jacking off and cuming in your hand, then you bitch slap your girl.

Stacy wouldnt come off with the pussy, so i gave her a pilsbury dough boy!

by gandjt January 17, 2008

Pilsbury Dough Boy

The act of inserting one's penis inside of another persons belly button. After insertion the person receiving the penis immediately yelps "YIPEE!!!" exactly like the Pilsbury Dough Boy does.

Nilano: Hey man i want to try a new move on you tonight.

Black man: What is it?

Nilano: Its called the Pilsbury Dough Boy, I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON!

Black man: That sounds like one hell of a time!!! I cant wait! The cum is going to look so white on my dark skin!

Nilano:...it would, but i dont cum yet.

Black man: oh right..

by Nilano April 14, 2008

pilsbury dough bitch

A busty pudgy lady who hasnt seen the sunny side of a beach in a long time, usually ginger they tend to be pre-occupied with their freckles evolving. Their skin has a pale sickly translucent quality like that of uncooked dough.

"where's pilsbury dough bitch?" "dunno dude, hiding in shadows as usual"

by paolo depanda October 20, 2009